Tell me what you see in this picture....
A cute, cuddly little Squirrel right?
WRONG!!!!The only thing in that picture is a threat to the human race. Squirrels are the most diabolical, crafty, twisted little bastards in the natural world. Yes, more so than Bears and Emus. Their agenda is one of destruction and malice. For as long as mankind has existed, they've been plotting our destruction, biding their time until they've amassed the means to strike once, and for all, and that time is almost here. The ancient Mayans predicted their eventual success, in the year 2013. The Squirrels knew the Mayans had to be dealt with, why do you think their calender ends at 2012?
The Squirrels have been furthering their goals throughout history, all while orchestrating numerous disasters and tragedies to keep attention away from them. The destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, The fall of the Roman Empire, The Salem Witch Trails, The Great Chicago Fire, The Watts Riots, 9/11, the Paris Hilton Sex Tape, the death of Michael Jackson, all Squirrels. They know that by keeping the media distracted, they can proceed with their goals unmolested. Besides, who would suspect them?
But the squirrels have not been totally unopposed. Numerous brave and wise souls have found them out and have attempted to halt their progress. Nearly all have met with failure.
To learn more, stay tuned for part 2, and prepare to have your world rocked to it's foundation.
Not the End
